Canuckflack sent this Alpha Nerd Moment of Zen. From a Hooters news release:
"Clearly these guys can go anywhere they want to. The fact that they picked Hooters hopefully says something about the strength of our brand."
Um, no, it says they're cheap and horny.
Here's a free PR tip to Hooters. If you're giving away two VIP passes worth free food for life, pick customers in a lower income bracket if you want positive coverage of the gesture.
Caption Contest: Submit your caption as a comment to qualify for a free prize. I'll start out: "Wait till the bridge club hears about this!"
Regular readers (Hi, Mom!) will note this is not a Flickr pic—we're bending the rules.
UPDATE: Congratulations to Maggie Fox at Social Media Group for her caption: "Melinda is going to kill me." Check out the comments for all of the entries and a special thanks to Topaz Partners for their group entries and "critique."
tags | public relations | PR | media relations | | Hooters | Warren Buffet | Bill Gates
"Holy crap. That blondes boob is touching my shoulder. This is so cool. Don't get a chub!!! Don't get a chub!! Look down. Crap --I can see down her shirt"
Posted by: Mr. Rug | 01/13/2007 at 11:21 AM
So many software upgrades, so little time...
Posted by: Duane | 01/13/2007 at 03:26 PM
"Um, no, it says they're cheap and ..." Well done, Kevin.
Posted by: Andrea Weckerle | 01/13/2007 at 11:19 PM
Ahem.
I believe the correct expression is "HOOT". Or, in this case - HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOt
Posted by: Colin McKay | 01/14/2007 at 07:49 PM
"Melinda is going to kill me."
This actually reminds me of one of the Best Blogs Ever: Ron's Big Happy Funhouse - he posts old pictures, and readers add captions. Hi-larious.
Posted by: Maggie Fox | 01/15/2007 at 08:38 AM
Later that evening, Warren would fire his personal assistant over the slight misunderstanding. "She didn't have enough of an eye for detail," he said in a statement. "She was great at dotting the eyes, but sometimes forgot to cross the Ts."
I dunno. help me out here.
Posted by: Todd Van Hoosear | 01/15/2007 at 04:29 PM
iPhone? Do I look like I care about iPhone?
Posted by: DougH | 01/15/2007 at 04:40 PM
Once again, my PR agency lets me down - where the [email protected]*& is my swim suit?
Posted by: Adam Zand | 01/15/2007 at 06:23 PM
Well, Topaz may get an honorable mention...even though quantity of comments does not equal quality. ;-)
Posted by: Kevin Dugan | 01/16/2007 at 04:14 AM
Speaking of quantity, we had this anonymous submission via email:
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"Don't look down. Don't look down"
Bill: "I've always enjoyed the feel of satin hotpants under some thick flannel pants..."
"Jesus. Look at the rack on the photographer's assistant."
"Is that Steve Rubel?"
Warren:"I foresee rapid growth in the short term ... In my pants."
Bill: "Any you ladies want a slightly used Acer Ferrari laptop?"
Does this eat for free card include the "specials"?
Steve jobs: "the only way Gates can get in the paper is by flashing rack. Woz has nicer tits than the girl on the right."
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Posted by: Kevin Dugan | 01/16/2007 at 04:19 AM
So I think the anonymous comments get first place. But I do not want anyone crying foul. So I will extend two grand prizes in the spirit of détente.
Congratulations to Maggie Fox at Social Media Group for her caption: "Melinda is going to kill me."
Posted by: Kevin Dugan | 01/16/2007 at 05:48 AM
Thanks - do I win something? Like a billion dollars, maybe?
I'd like that.
Posted by: Maggie Fox | 01/16/2007 at 09:47 AM
Congrats to Maggie!
I'm a very poor loser (too many years of following the Red Sox), so I'm taking my creative caption juices over to this juicy Strumpette contest.
Posted by: Adam Zand | 01/16/2007 at 05:31 PM
For the record, our prize is $500!
- Amanda
Posted by: Amanda Chapel | 01/16/2007 at 06:04 PM
Strumpette's purse is indeed richer than this one.
Maggie wins some tchotchkes. Kinda like Valleyschwag, only not really at all.
Ms. Fox, send me an email with your mailing address.
Adam, study up if you want to win the Wagged money. Perhaps a dirty limerick or a blue haiku?
Posted by: Kevin Dugan | 01/17/2007 at 06:30 AM
Being in tech, I'm thinking computer-ese. What rhymes with "bits?"
Posted by: DougH | 01/17/2007 at 12:38 PM
better late than never, so...
"Warren makes a mental note to self: take a 2nd look at Dow Chemical stock performance now that the silicon ban is over..."
Posted by: Dee Rambeau | 01/22/2007 at 04:27 PM
With a nod to Sesame Street...
"One of these things is NOT like the others..."
Posted by: Ike | 02/14/2007 at 04:12 PM
Ike - Well done. But you'll get no cash from this competition. We don't have a big agency sponsor and the prizes have been awarded anyway.
Posted by: Kevin Dugan | 02/15/2007 at 12:34 AM
Acer is in the top 5, and I thought about that when writing the statement, what I am really talking about is known to consumers, and I was thinking about those people who generally go to buy a computer at a physical store/aren’t too involved in technology. Also I’m talking more about the US where people recognize Sony, HP, Dell, and others before Acer. I might edit the statement in my review if I have a chance so it better reflects that.
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