What Would Jesus Twitter?
It’s Friday, Easter’s right around the corner…so here’s some timely, top 10 9 Twitter fun.
What Would Jesus Twitter?
9) Rolling into Jerusalem now. The locals are really rolling out the green carpet.
8) Just got to Lazarus' house. Dude needs a shower when he wakes up.
7) Priests were all up in my grill. So I'm like: "Take it up with my Dad."
6) Moses? He’s why I blog. He was the original micro blogger. Only 10 posts in all!
5) Google Earth has a sweet hack that shows rocks in the water. Be sure to scrollmark it!
4) I'm tired of bread loaves and fish. Anyone know where I can find some fruit?
3) @ Apostles: Who's up for supper? I made reservations for 13.
2) At wedding with my Mom. Trying to catch a buzz, but the wine is pretty weak. Might need to spike it.
1) @Judas: Coming over to meet you now. Those Romans can kiss off!
For more Twitter creativity, check out Twitter poetry, or see what Twitter looks like on Flickr.
UPDATE: This is fun. Scott Monty turned my riff into a meme with What Would Sherlock Holmes Twitter? We’ve already seen What Would Lincoln Twitter? as well as Bryan Person’s What Would Lee Hopkins Twitter? Creative stuff. Jump in with your own and tag it Twittermeme.
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Dude... Jesus was perfect. He would NEVER miss #3.
Posted by: Ike | Friday, March 30, 2007 at 04:08 PM
:D
Hhaha excelent! I really like this kind of jokes :D
Best!
Posted by: Maria Pastora Sandoval | Friday, March 30, 2007 at 04:36 PM
Does this mean you are on a greaseball to hell?
Posted by: Gavin Heaton | Friday, March 30, 2007 at 07:15 PM
Ike - Too funny! Thanks for checking my math. Speed kills.
Posted by: Kevin Dugan | Friday, March 30, 2007 at 10:59 PM
Too funny. The dude needs a shower was my favorite.
Ripple On!!!
Steve
Posted by: Steve Harper | Sunday, April 01, 2007 at 10:32 AM
Hy-larious, Kevin!
Posted by: Eric Weaver | Monday, April 02, 2007 at 02:00 AM
OMG Kevin. LOL-funny.
Posted by: Mike Driehorst | Sunday, April 08, 2007 at 10:16 PM
Actually it turns out he'd twitter pretty much what everyone else does:
http://www.mytinyjesus.com
Posted by: Gil | Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 02:04 AM
Hey, think I'll use the shower joke. I was a little too serious last time I was here :)
http://twitter.com/jesus_de_christ
Posted by: JC | Monday, December 15, 2008 at 06:04 AM